HELLO! *taptaptap* Is this thing on?

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Where are you people? Don't you know at least one of you should be posting every day so you can entertain me? I mean, who am I going to snark at if the DS9 psychodrama crew gets its childish behavior under control, or Riker doesn't keep getting stuck in a holodeck, or Wesley doesn't take potshots at his mentor from half a galaxy away?

Do I *have* to stir up some trouble for you all to write about? I'm bored.

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You think anyone would take me up on it if I ran vacation tours?

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I don't know why everyone is always so reluctant to play one of my little games. They're *fun.* And it's not as if you don't walk into holodeck programs set up by other people during a full 70% of your leisure time. It isn't even as if the holodeck programs are any safer than my little jaunts. I mean, you have only my word for it that anyone's ever actually in danger, and I *have* been known to tell a small fib in order to inspire people to take my games seriously on occasion...

Well, okay, I really would have let Wesley be killed by animal creatures if Riker hadn't saved his life. But then I didn't know he'd grow up to be interesting, and I've never gotten along very well with teenagers.

So, you're saying that if I offered my services as vacation tour operator someone *might* actually take me up on it? :-) That could be amusing. Too bad Picard would never agree.

As for the mandolin, you most certainly did need the practice. I'm not normally the biggest fan of Microbrain, but I have to say that breaking that mandolin was *probably* one of his better ideas. In retrospective I should have dumped the knowledge of how to *play* it into your brain before I gave it to you. But then I've never been known to be all that careful about the details.

Re: You think anyone would take me up on it if I ran vacation tours?

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Well, considering that some of my holodeck adventures don't always end happily, and I wasn't negatively impacted by your little jaunt into Sherwood forest, then yeah, I wouldn't mind myself. I bet the Captain would have something else entirely to say about it, though.

In retrospective I should have dumped the knowledge of how to *play* it into your brain before I gave it to you.

Learning is half the fun, though. Ok, I'll admit it isn't fun for anyone else who has to listen.