Q

OOC: Crossposted from theatrical_muse today.
Actually, there were quite a few questions I missed while I was gone for a year or so your time, but I can't be bothered to answer them all. Some, however, are interesting enough to take on.

Of course, it's amazing to me how many of these questions have no bearing on my existence whatsoever.

But what's life without a little bit of challenge? I picked out some of the least stupid of the stupidest questions, to see if I could actually come up with an answer that makes sense for any of them.

( Super Q!... oh for the sake of all, that sounds so incredibly idiotic. )

( If I had to do it all over again... I'd rather not )

( If I were a child... and had parents )