HELLO! *taptaptap* Is this thing on?

[qcontinuum]

Where are you people? Don't you know at least one of you should be posting every day so you can entertain me? I mean, who am I going to snark at if the DS9 psychodrama crew gets its childish behavior under control, or Riker doesn't keep getting stuck in a holodeck, or Wesley doesn't take potshots at his mentor from half a galaxy away?

Do I *have* to stir up some trouble for you all to write about? I'm bored.

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Yes, sir, Q, Sir.

[wes-crusher.livejournal.com]

Potshots incoming, approximatly 9 earth standard hours from now.

Although he's ignoring me, so its not as much fun.

[kiranerys.livejournal.com]

Eh. I dunno. You always managed to entertain yourself before, didn't you?

[smiley-miles.livejournal.com]

Um, was that meant to be smutty? I'm a bit confused.

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[kiranerys.livejournal.com]

No. I have a lover. Billions of miles away, granted, but I do have a lover.

[smiley-miles.livejournal.com]

No, I meant were you being vicious to him?

Um, anyway.

Yoshi is fine, by the way. He says hello to his other Mommy.

You must miss Odo. It makes all my problems seem trivial. Not that I really have any.

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[kiranerys.livejournal.com]

Oh! Yes, I suppose I was being rather short with him. Sorry, Q. Feel free to insert a joke about 'you humanoids' here.

I'm glad to hear Yoshi is well. I worry about him and Molly, considering everything. Just a reminder: if you ever need a neutral party babysitter...

I do. I'm missing a lot of things lately. However: your problems aren't trivial when you behave like an adult about them. They become that way when the rest of us have to pretend that we're not reading your denial.

[smiley-miles.livejournal.com]

Um. Er. Yes. Well.

It's complicated.

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[kiranerys.livejournal.com]

We've all noticed.

[smiley-miles.livejournal.com]

Oh. Um. Sorry.





So, um, what do you think I should do?

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[kiranerys.livejournal.com]

I think you should try and patch it up with Keiko. She's stayed with you through thick and thin, and even though she hasn't been around much lately, she still loves you. I think this must hurt her very much. I can't imagine it.

Um, but really, if you can't do that and stay happy, then you should split with her and wait for Julian to become available. Don't try to pry him from Ezri--that will only make things worse.

[smiley-miles.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

You're completely right, of course. She's the mother of my children and she's given up so much for me... I couldn't bear to hurt her. I never could. But then you... um... er... anyway.

Thanks.

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[kiranerys.livejournal.com]

*cough* Let's not dwell on that. That was all hormones.

Not a problem. Anything to help stop the whin...er, hurt. Yes.

[smiley-miles.livejournal.com]

Um. Er. Yes. Anyway.

I think we'd better head back to Earth now. To be far far away from... complications.

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[kiranerys.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a good idea. I'll miss Yoshi, though.

[smiley-miles.livejournal.com]

He'll miss you too.

He's waving... bless...

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[kiranerys.livejournal.com]

*melty* Awww.

Trouble?

[geordi-laforge.livejournal.com]

Please, Q, I hope you don't have to resort to that. Ah, I suppose that I could make something up over here. *pondering*

Although, hey, I hope the Captain or the Commander isn't reading this. Because I just want to say, I really didn't mind our jaunt through Sherwood Forest. It was kind of fun and exciting. Too bad Worf had to go and break that instrument. I wonder if I could have taken it back with me to practice? I needed the practice. *laughs*

I didn't even mind the costume. It sure beats the heck out of wearing the same thing every day. But I don't think they all felt the same way about it.

You think anyone would take me up on it if I ran vacation tours?

[qcontinuum.livejournal.com]

I don't know why everyone is always so reluctant to play one of my little games. They're *fun.* And it's not as if you don't walk into holodeck programs set up by other people during a full 70% of your leisure time. It isn't even as if the holodeck programs are any safer than my little jaunts. I mean, you have only my word for it that anyone's ever actually in danger, and I *have* been known to tell a small fib in order to inspire people to take my games seriously on occasion...

Well, okay, I really would have let Wesley be killed by animal creatures if Riker hadn't saved his life. But then I didn't know he'd grow up to be interesting, and I've never gotten along very well with teenagers.

So, you're saying that if I offered my services as vacation tour operator someone *might* actually take me up on it? :-) That could be amusing. Too bad Picard would never agree.

As for the mandolin, you most certainly did need the practice. I'm not normally the biggest fan of Microbrain, but I have to say that breaking that mandolin was *probably* one of his better ideas. In retrospective I should have dumped the knowledge of how to *play* it into your brain before I gave it to you. But then I've never been known to be all that careful about the details.

Re: You think anyone would take me up on it if I ran vacation tours?

[geordi-laforge.livejournal.com]

Well, considering that some of my holodeck adventures don't always end happily, and I wasn't negatively impacted by your little jaunt into Sherwood forest, then yeah, I wouldn't mind myself. I bet the Captain would have something else entirely to say about it, though.

In retrospective I should have dumped the knowledge of how to *play* it into your brain before I gave it to you.

Learning is half the fun, though. Ok, I'll admit it isn't fun for anyone else who has to listen.