Okay, so we're violent. But you're boring.

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I am *unbelievably* tired of dealing with Organians.

They actually confine themselves to a single planet, where they pretend to occupy mortal forms, and have only ever concerned themselves with the affairs of the universe when people start wars on their pathetic little planet. And they have the nerve to act as if *we* are inferior because we had a civil war?

Fine. We're violent and savage in comparison to the rest of the omnipotent species. So maybe you should NOT PISS US OFF.

I hate Organians. Holier-than-thou twits.

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And that's why we don't pick you to do diplomacy most of the time.

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Ranting about it to the humans is one thing, but actually *telling* the Organians to their faces that you'd be delighted to show them exactly how primitive and vicious we can be? Bad bad bad. Consider yourself on notice-- we know you're stressed out, but just 'cause you won the war does *not* mean the rest of us won't spank you if you threaten our relations with the other omnipotents.

By the way? Still not babysitting. I'm just having too much fun watching q put you through all the different kinds of hell you put *us* through when you were young and stupid.

What, is this the new pastime?

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Break into my journal and publically humiliate me? KNOCK IT OFF. I am *not* pleased.

Oh, and if you think you can "spank" me, bring it on. I'm in a bit better position to counter your machinations behind the scenes than I was the *last* time I thought you were my advocate and my friend AND YOU GOT ME KICKED OUT OF THE CONTINUUM.

Yeah, and it's loads of fun!

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Oh, and if you think you can "spank" me, bring it on.

Woo! Is that a proposition? 'Cause, ya know, I'm up for anything new and different.

the *last* time I thought you were my advocate and my friend AND YOU GOT ME KICKED OUT OF THE CONTINUUM.

Best thing I ever did for you, buddy. Although? In retrospect? I think we should have given you some clothes, because you're *right*, that outfit was *damn* ugly. I'll give your humans 95% on compassion and 5% on fashion sense.

GO AWAY.

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That was not a proposition. You're too boring for me to proposition.

And yes, you should have given me some clothes. I can forgive being condemned to humanity, I can forgive the exposure to the horrors of eating and sleeping and nearly getting KILLED, but I can't forgive that you allowed them to force me into that travesty of an outfit.

Now go away or else.

Or else what?

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Inquiring minds want to know.

You don't want to know.

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I have something extraordinarily evil in mind. Don't push me.

Ooh, scary.

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You're gonna make me wear that HAT? That *is* evil.

BOYS. Knock it off, both of you.

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Q, your concept of diplomacy leaves much to be desired. You won't have to deal with the Organians again since frankly we don't trust you around them. Stick with lesser species.

Q, stop antagonizing Q. We do *not* need you to rile up tensions. I know you two won't shoot each other but we just don't need it right now. And humiliating him in front of his lesser species pets is downright rude.

Both of you. Play *nice*.

Yes, mommy.

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Love the icon, by the way. It's so you.

He started it.

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And I have absolutely no desire to have any further dealings with the Organians and why any of you ever thought it was a good idea to rope me into it, I don't know.