Q

OOC: crossposted from theatrical_muse today.

This may quite possibly be the most trivial batch of questions I've answered.

Or maybe not. I've answered a lot of utterly trivial questions, after all.

Prompt 324: If you as a child could see yourself now, what do you think you would say?

"Man, everybody else in the Continuum got so boring! But at least I/you don't/didn't, otherwise I'd just have to kill myself, and since the Q haven't yet figured out how to kill ourselves I'd have a lot of technical problems with that."

Okay, maybe that isn't what I would have said. But if I was a child now and I met my future self who is the me I am now, I would most definitely say something like that.

Either that or "What's up with the humans? They don't look like they're all that."

Prompt 339: What's your favorite sport?

Taunting Klingons.

Okay, taunting anyone, actually. But taunting humans takes work, and creativity. When I really just want to kick back and relax and do something that requires less than .000001% of a picofraction of my vast intellect, I taunt Klingons. It's like taking candy from a baby, really, but oh such yummy candy...

Prompt 352: How do you respond to pressure?

How does anyone respond to pressure? By compacting and becoming denser and more tightly packed, of course. What, don't you know physics?

Prompt 354: Planes, trains, automobiles - what mode(s) of transport do you prefer and why?

I'm really fond of teleportation, myself.

If I had to pick one of the above... if I had to pick one of the above, I think I'd never leave home. How can you people possibly stand it?

Prompt 355: What socially acceptable practice do you disapprove of?

Marriage.

( It's not the getting married part, it's the monogamy. )

Muse: Q
Fandom: Star Trek TNG