Oh, how frustrating.

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I was going to ask symbiont_dax to get ezridax to convince the Intendant (kiranerys at the moment) that what she really, really, really wants to do is seduce Worf. Because I really, really, really want to inflict her on Worf. I've been longing to do something evil to Worf ever since he threw me in a brig.

And then I remembered that the idiotic slug actually *married* Microbrain. Which most likely means it won't want to help me inflict the Intendant on him. doctorbashir is probably too busy drooling over the prospect of sex with someone who looks just like Kira but is omnivorous, _garak_ is no longer on the station, neither is O'Boring, and I'm not going to stoop to having conversations with Ferengi. Meanwhile the Andorian and the new Bajoran security officer don't *know* Kira well enough to have figured out this is the Intendant (which, honestly, doesn't speak well to their general level of intelligence, but then, Q's off being an Andorian and if *she* likes them they *must* be stupid.)

I suppose I *could* just pick her up and plunk her down on Worf's doorstep... but it would be infinitely more fun if she'd agree to it.

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I've left that as an exercise for the reader.

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You seem to be doing remarkably well at that on your own.

Well, all right-- reasonably well.

Oh very well then-- you're not dead. Yet.

*making popcorn, sitting back to watch*