HELLO! *taptaptap* Is this thing on?

Where are you people? Don't you know at least one of you should be posting every day so you can entertain me? I mean, who am I going to snark at if the DS9 psychodrama crew gets its childish behavior under control, or Riker doesn't keep getting stuck in a holodeck, or Wesley doesn't take potshots at his mentor from half a galaxy away?

Do I *have* to stir up some trouble for you all to write about? I'm bored.