I'm boooooooooooooooooored.

[qcontinuum]

It says something unfortunate about how depressing life has become that I am reduced to THIS. Pouring out my sorrows and ennui in a bathetic display on a computer system administered by MORTALS. Oh, the humiliation. Oh, the pain of it all.

The hell with it. I need an audience. It takes a big entity to admit his needs, and I am a *very*... big... entity, if ya know what I mean (and I think you do... wink wink nudge nudge, hey wot?) Very well, then, I admit it. I'M GOING MAD!!!!! I've had no one to talk to but other Q for centuries, and ... how shall I put this politely... we haven't had anything worth saying to one another in... well, more time than your pitiful mortal minds can imagine.

So here I am. Entertain me!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

...Ah, greetings Q. What an opportunity! I've been hoping for years to meet a Q, and as it turns out, the most famous Q of all decides to meet with the Federation public!

I have some questions. I hope you won't mind?

1.) Did Shakespeare really write those plays? If not, who did?
2.) Temporal mechanics: Is the theorem produced by Faj of Trill correct?
3.) What is your favorite form of art?

Thank you,
--Prof. Ilari Jagin, Daystrom Institute.

[policeboxblue.livejournal.com]

I'm a depressed time machine. Pleased to meet you.

I bet I'm more bored than you are. Bloody humans/half-humans/Time Lords/robot dogs/lepers.

[techno4tomcats.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'mma wolf with anlters. Nice to meet you, oh omipresent one.

Q you blithering nit

[timenchanter.livejournal.com]

What right, Q, do you have to complain about your boredom? Constantly you berate me and my kind. Imploring us to better ourselves; to further our own causes. Yet you incessantly bombard us with these juvenile...dare I say "infantile"?...rantings of the lethargic happenings of your egotistical existence. It has recently come to my attention that you are now even tormenting the despondent crew of Voyager, specifically Capt. Janeway (what IS it with you and Captains of the Federation?) by only allowing them communication with the Alpha Quadrant via this antiquated system! It is high time, Q, that you got off your omnipotent arse and started using some of that power you negligently wield for the good of your fellow creatures in this Universe!--Jean Luc