Nobody asks me these things.

OOC: Crossposted from theatrical_muse today.

Prompt 302: Answer a question that you're never asked.

Why, I'm doing pretty well today, thanks for asking.

I'm fine, thanks, how about you?

Oh, you know, same old, same old. But hey, I appreciate you asking!

Except no one does.

"How are you today, Q?" "How do you feel?" "How's it going?" No one ever asks me those questions. And you know, I'm getting a little miffed about it.

( Would it kill people to be just a little bit civil? )

Prompt 289: Cheer someone up.
Prompt 291: Take someone out.

Now I know what you're going to say, here. You're going to say, "But Q, you're an asshole who never does anything nice for mortals, so they don't even like you. Why would you expect them to be friendly with you?" And I'm going to say, au contraire, sometimes I am in fact perfectly nice to mortals.

( The time I dumped Picard into a historical period with scurvy, pirates, keelhauling and scrubbing the decks, and he thanked me for it. )

Muse: Q
Fandom: Star Trek TNG

Very old muse inquiries

OOC: Crossposted from muse_academy today.
Muse Inquiries #4 and 5: Vice and Trust

( Vice )

( Trust )

Why I am not a god.

OOC: Crossposted from realmof_themuse today.
Prompt 2009.32.A.6 - “We must not allow other people's limited perceptions to define us” - Virginia Satir (Psychologist and Educator)

Here's the reason why one shouldn't want to be a god.

( Sure it *sounds* like a great deal... but you better read the fine print. )

Muse: Q
Fandom: Star Trek
Note: Not intended to be binding on any god or goddess muse; refers to the entities in the Star Trek universe who go by the names of Earth mythological figures only.