It appears that it's safe to come back.

[qcontinuum]

Those wacky humans. Just when you think they've permanently blown themselves to bits, they pull a stunt like traveling in time to undo the timeline they don't like. Mind you, humans attempting to alter timelines to suit themselves is rather like children attempting to set things on fire because they're cold, but I've never been one to advocate excessive caution in a developing species. Eventually they may even learn what they're doing. Now that's gonna be fun.

I'm bored. Jean-Luc in this universe is poking around some shore leave planet and in the other one hasn't actually figured out what I need him to figure out yet. Kathy's back from the dead, which is certainly quite nifty, but she's not actually doing anything interesting either. Even Nerys appears to have far too much going on in her life at the moment to keep up with her journal, let alone amuse me. I need to do something so I won't go mad from boredom (watching the kid does *not* qualify as entertainment.)

Comments

[kathrynjaneway.livejournal.com]

Kathy's back from the dead, which is certainly quite nifty, but she's not actually doing anything interesting either.

In case you haven't noticed, Q, I *do* have a ship to run. I'd apologize for boring you, but then again, as you are well aware, neither I nor my crew exist purely for your amusement.

That said, your sentiments about our 'return from the dead' are greatly appreciated. I'm rather glad not to have blown up the ship, too.

[cptpicard.livejournal.com]

If nothing interesting happens for the duration of my shore leave, I shall consider myself very fortunate. I'll ignore the comment about the 'other' Jean-Luc for now, as I do not need another headache.

[tennis-borg.livejournal.com]

*assimilates your head*

*blinks*

[cptpicard.livejournal.com]

Is--is that a borg? *looks concerned*

Re: *blinks*

[tennis-borg.livejournal.com]

*assimilates your nose*

Never fear, Jean-Luc.

[qcontinuum.livejournal.com]

No, it's just a tennis ball with delusions of grandeur.

*plucks up tennis_borg and goes off to another dimension to play tennis with Q, Q and Amanda in mixed doubles*

Hi, Live journal newbie, wants to join the collective.

[mrwooloo.livejournal.com]

Please respond.

Re: Hi, Live journal newbie, wants to join the collective.

[alara-r.livejournal.com]

Email me personally at alara at mindspring dot com. Q's journal isn';t the place to discuss this.

Re: Re: Hi, Live journal newbie, wants to join the collective.

[mrwooloo.livejournal.com]

I don't know your email address, due to the fact that it is not listed on your profile.

Um?

[alara-r.livejournal.com]

I just *said* my email address. It is also on my profile (not Q's).

alara at mindspring dot com.

Re: Um?

[tennis-borg.livejournal.com]

You will all be assimilated.

Oh, for crying out loud.

[qcontinuum.livejournal.com]

You know, in the old days the Borg used to *respect* us. Ah, for the glorious days when the Borg would detect our energy signature and run away as fast as they could in the opposite direction... not that that necessarily saved them. Now they're actually threatening to *assimilate* a *Q*.

Pardon me while I get the hysterical laughter under control.

Ah, that's better. You know, maybe it was wrong of me to tell my kid to stop taking cubes and turning them into cubs while pretending that he's Negative Silent E. I think perhaps the Q Continuum might need to put a little bit more of the fear of Us back into the Borg. Maybe if I turn the Queen into a wombat and make origami out of a couple dozen cubes...

...or, hey! This drone has the right idea. I could play *tennis* with his *sphere*!

Q! Amanda? Anyone for tennis?

Re: Oh, for crying out loud.

[tennis-borg.livejournal.com]

Flights of fancy are irrelevant.

You will be assimilated.

Resistance would be bad.

[qcontinuum.livejournal.com]

Are you aware of the definition of omnipotent?

Do you know what happened to the last Borg who attempted to threaten a Q? Go look it up, we let them live long enough to transmit back to the Collective.

I strongly suggest you go play somewhere else, little Borg.

[tennis-borg.livejournal.com]

Omnipotence is irrelevant.

We have assimilated a Q.

You're next.

I could do tennis, sure.

[amanda-the-q.livejournal.com]

Sounds like fun!

I'm really more of a badminton guy.

[qcontinuum.livejournal.com]

But yeah, sure, tennis is okay. As long as you don't make a racket with one of those stupid square nets. Those are so incredibly dull. Why do you always go for the square nets and not the hexagons?

Re: Hi, Live journal newbie, wants to join the collective.

[tennis-borg.livejournal.com]

*assimilates your ears*

I am not a member of the Collective

[mrwooloo.livejournal.com]

I am not a member of the Collective.
I am just a vulcan with a ponytail.
Nice smileys.
Yes, I do have lovely ears.
Even silicon lifeforms think so.
Good luck.

Re: I am not a member of the Collective

[tennis-borg.livejournal.com]

*assimilates your logic*

Ooooooookaaaayyy

[mrwooloo.livejournal.com]

I hope my logic is helpful in getting you to realise that within the inter stellar community, assimilating entire cultures (thus creating fear in neighboring cultures) can actualy become a treat to ones own survival. And that the most efficient path to self preservation and growth is to set up massive internal breeding opperations, while simotaneously assimilating whatever few ailiens actualy wish to become borg via a "borg church" placed in the metropolitan areas of the galaxy.
But this can only be achieved after succesful peace, and trade treaties are signed with the federation and other large inter-stellar communities.
Good luck Borg.

Re: Ooooooookaaaayyy

[tennis-borg.livejournal.com]

become a treat to ones own survival.

We agree.

Re: Ooooooookaaaayyy

[mrwooloo.livejournal.com]

" a THREAT ", ... simple typo

Re: Ooooooookaaaayyy

[tennis-borg.livejournal.com]

Typo's are irrelevant. We know what you meant.

[trek-gremlins.livejournal.com]

Requesting permission to dock in trekjournals

[savage-hulk.livejournal.com]

Hulk smash snow white silly man!!

Oh. Please.

[qcontinuum.livejournal.com]

Hulk had better quit pestering Q or Hulk will find himself transformed back to Banner, stark naked, in the middle of Times Square or some other highly populated location.

Now go away.

Re: Oh. Please.

[savage-hulk.livejournal.com]

Hah! Snow White man scared of Hulk, make stupid threat. Hulk pop you in nose!