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theatrical_muse, today.Hey there! Lemme introduce myself here; I'm not your usual Q. 'Fraid he's off at a party. So today you get me instead! Fun, huh?
See, Q... well, the Q who usually writes in this, uh, journal whatsit thingy? That's what you call it, right? Anyway, he sorta lost a bet to me. Since he's away at an
April Fool's day party, and the idea of totally humiliating him on his favorite mortal holiday is, mmm, surprisingly appealing, I'm collecting on the bet we made now. So now I get to tell you about one of the episodes in his life that he was never, ever gonna tell you guys, due to the sheer embarrassment factor. And since I'm, y'know, omniscient and all, I'm going to tell it to ya like a real story, in third person and everything. The thing about being a Q that's really great when you're not on the wrong side of it, and really awful when you are, is that we know every embarrassing secret that ever happened to any of us, in full technicolor detail and usually from the perspective of everyone who was in the room at the time. So I'm gonna tell this story from the perspective of the human in it, 'cause most of you are human, or almost human, and besides, it's *much* funnier this way.
( Embarrassing the hell out of other Q for fun and profit... naah, I'm lying, there's no profit in this. It's just fun. Oh, by the way, adult content here. Shield the kiddies. )And that, pals, is the story that Q was never gonna tell you. Since Ben Sisko punched him in the nose, I think he's been rejected now by every starship captain you people have ever heard of besides Archer, and I don't think he's gonna go for Archer. He has *some* standards.
Muse: Q
Fandom: Star Trek Next Generation, Original Series and Voyager 
